Babe Bracket 09 Model Region, Round 1

Sorry for the delay guys, I'm out of the country and doing the best I can

Here are the results for sports

Kournikova makes us all hate Enrique Iglesias even more Anna K by 12

The best comment so far... Every body wants to put there Semen in her Ovich Anna S by 3

Blonde beats brunette as Ana M takes it by 8

The Erin Andrews video is obviously working Erin by 14

Guys like a girl who can handle a pole Allison by 10

Double your pleasure is far more than FSU girl can handle Twins by 10

Sharipova proves she's still our #1 Maria by 12

Playboy doesn't make everybody a star... Victoria by 3

Now the last of the first rounds begins... get your votes in by monday boys.

After 3 rounds of gorgeous women, we have to say that we absolutely saved the best for last. Whatever your opinions are of our tv, movie and sports pics (and you’ve been very vocal) we think it’s safe to say that the Model Bracket is our masterpiece. This one wasn’t easy due to the wide range of models out there. You have magazine models, commercial models, former models that are acting now and porn models. We have scoured the internet to find what we think are the hottest models in the business today. We excluded porn models for some reason…not really sure why, but we did so deal with it. The rankings were difficult so we took the top 8, in our opinion, and then took the most famous or recognizable of the rest and ranked them accordingly. Now obviously Abby Clancy may have a difficult time against Marisa Miller, but you never know what people might be thinking and an upset could take place. You will notice that we have sisters in there (see Krupa’s). We looked for pictures of the mom since she must be something special, but to no avail. You will also notice that Gisele Bundchen is not in the bracket. There is a reason for this. She married Tom Brady and he’s a tool. That makes her a tool. That leaves her out of the Model Bracket. Enjoy.

1. Marisa Miller vs 16. Abbey Clancy

Anybody here remember the California Girls video with David Lee Roth back in the day? We sure do. Not just because we are old, but because MTV actually played videos back then. We are sure that if Marissa Miller would have been of age then she would have DONE two things. Starred in the video and humped David Lee Roth. This California Girl has got the golden locks and bronze skin that gives our pants a bit of a Surfs Up feel. Sports Illustrated, Victoria’s Secret, our wet dreams, this girl is everywhere except our bedroom. Abby Clancy is probably not as recognizable as Marissa, but we wouldn’t kick her out of bed for squeezing our balls too hard. From across the pond in merry old England, Abbey was a runner up in the 2^nd season of Britain’s Next Top Model. She had a bit of a booger sugar problem, but also had a nip slip a while back so we felt they canceled each other out and was good enough for the 16^th see in our bracket.

2. Adriana Lima vs 15. Doutzen Kroes

When Adriana Lima was first starting out in modeling she was sent home by a photographer during a shoot because she looked too young. We say that a rap like that guarantees her a spot in our bracket. A Victoria’s Secret staple since 2000, Adriana looks as if she couldn’t possibly be real. Exotic looks, amazing body, wears lingerie for a living, what more could we ask for. Unfortunately before we could get our hands on her, some scrub Serbian basketball player married her and immediately knocked her up. Guess we couldn’t blame him, we’d probably do the same, but in less time. Doutzen Kroes has the weirdest name we’ve ever heard. It sounds like a Nazi death camp. Of course if Doutzen was at a Nazi camp, we’d be spinning our dreidel’s and singing Shalom till the fiddler falls off the roof just to get in. Oy Vay, this shiksa is hot! She’s Dutch which means she probably thinks wooden shoes are comfortable, but we won’t hold that against her. She was named Vogue model of the year in 2005 and is a Victoria’s Secret Angel. She’s only 24 and has already received a lifetime achievement award. How is that possible? I guess when you’re that hot, you can get almost anything.

3. Bar Rafaeli vs 14. Misa Campo

Speaking of Jews, Bar Rafeli is next at #3. We really considered keeping her off this list for dating that tree hugging hippie, Leonardo Dicrapio, but we felt that it would be yet another travesty to the Jewish people if we held that against her. Bar is a sexpot and shares her first name with a place that we all love to frequent. She’s been pimping herself out pretty good lately, like having her picture painted on the side of a Boeing 747. Question, if you jerk off in a plane that looks like Bar, does that count as joining the Mile High Club? Just asking, since we obviously have not done it….yet. Misa Campo makes Miso Horny. This little Canadian cutie isn’t your typical model. She does the “dirty” stuff. Car shows, Maxim spreads, and dancing go-go at hip hop events. She’s got a smoking little body and a can give a guy a look that might actually cause him to jizz in his pants on the spot. Normally it’s tough to go up against a top model, but this former bartender seems more than capable of handling herself.

4. Alessandra Ambrosio vs 13. Marta Krupa

Alessandra Ambrosio. Sounds nice doesn’t it? With a name like that you have to be sexy and Alessandra has that covered and then some. Yet another Victoria’s Secret model, we’re starting to see a trend here, Alessandra is a bona fide sexual goddess. She’s exotic, she’s got nice boobs, she’s got long legs and that smile could melt butter. Like every other girl on this list, she’s way too good for us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t imagine making babies with her. Marta Krupa is the younger sister of Joanna Krupa (stay tuned). She’s Polish, but grew up in Chicago. Chicago is famous for its sausage and she’s Polish. Maybe we should call her our little Polish Sausage. Nah, that sounds gross. Anyway, we’d all like to stick our sausage in her. She’s hot and she’s got a hot sister. Hopefully she will make a bigger name for herself down the road and get out from underneath sister’s shadow. Sleeping with us is a nice start. ;)

5. Miranda Kerr vs 12. Kelly Brook

Miranda Kerr or as we like to call her “Dimples” is so damn cute, you just want to put her in your pocket. Her smoking little body has been working it on the runway for years now and we just can’t get enough of her. Another reason to love her is that she sunbathes topless and she’s in a lesbian relationship with Orlando Bloom. Sweet! We believe she has become a Buddhist, but like most non Christian religions, we feel it’s probably just a fad. So here’s to her flaunting her stuff and finding Jesus! Amen.

A former Page 3 girl, Kelly Brook is the busty Brit that not only has men forgetting their name, but is also pretty popular with the British ladies. A poll of over 5000 women voted that Kelly had the best British body. Kelly has modeled swimwear and sportswear, but it’s her bra modeling that has really set her apart. A 50 foot billboard, the largest ever, was erected showing Kelly’s two talents. We’ll guess that traffic accidents rapidly increased during in the vicinity of that billboard. Kelly is starting to branch out into tv and movies and like most women in this bracket, we’re hoping for some porn.

6. Karolina Kurkova vs 11. Petra Nemcova

Is it just us or does the name Karolina Kurkova just sound like a supermodel? That’s like naming your daughter Candy and not expecting her to be a stripper. In 2008 she was named World’s Sexiest Woman by E! Television, beating out many of the woman that have been featured in this entire contest. Not too shabby considering the tail we’ve been looking at over the past week or so. Karolina is one of the most in demand models in the world even if she doesn’t have a navel. That’s right, she doesn’t have a navel! Not sure what that means or how it affects her, but we thought it was an interesting fact. Hopefully we don’t have too many Pro-Navel voters here and that affects her voting. In December of 2004 Supermodel Petra Nemcova and her fiancée decided it would be fun to vacation in Thailand. Bad idea. That’s when God decided to cleanse the Earth and sent a tsunami right for the shores of Thailand. Petra survived by holding onto a palm tree for 8 hours. Her fiancée washed up on shore about 3 months later, so bad news for him, but good news for us that she’s still on the market. Petra, like Karolina, is one of those Czech Republic hotties that’s really making us think we need to make a trip over there. I’m sure women like her are just waiting for unhealthy, vulgar Americans to come over and sweep them off their chodidla (feet in Czech).

7. Joanna Krupa vs 10. Tori Praver

Joanna Krupa is the second half of the Krupa sisters and probably claims a bit more fame that her sister Marta. We’ll move past the polish jokes for the sake of not wanting to replicate ourselves and because Joanna deserves our undivided attention. She doesn’t take any crap as Terrell Owens found out on the tv show Superstars and her Playboy spread is one of the best ever. Joanna doesn’t seem like you typical model. We would like to believe that she would be just as happy sitting on the couch, watching the game and smelling our farts. Maybe every now and then she would grab us a beer. Good times. Tori Praver is another all American girl that has made her mark gracing the pages of the SI Swimsuit issue. We’re finding that as we are getting older, it’s getting harder and harder to jerk off to SI, but having Tori in there definitely helps out our cause. Born in Maui, Tori has become a quite the canvas as she is widely used in body painting pictorials. We like the body painting and wish more women would wear that instead of those concealing bikinis. At least the good looking girls. Not those fat chicks.

8. Keeley Hazell vs 9. Brooklyn Decker

In 1776 the United States of America declared its independence from Great Britain. After looking at British bombshell Keeley Hazell, we think we might reconsider that. We are going to admit that we LOVE us some Keeley. She’s got the pretty face, the gigantic, all natural jugs and that oh so sexy British accent. We watched her sex tape and weren’t that impressed with her oral skills. However, when you look this good, we could make an exception if she wanted to go down on us. Keeley loves showing off her goods and we couldn’t be more pleased. Brooklyn Decker first caught our eye on the pages of the SI Swimsuit Issue. She also caught the eye of tennis player Andy Roddick in the same issue. The difference between him and us, is that he called her and asked her out and now they are married. We called her repeatedly and were served with a restraining order. Apparently you have to be a famous tennis choke artist in order to date a model. Oh well, we’ll forgive Brooklyn as long as she keeps looking hot. With that gorgeous face and amazing body, we can forgive a lot of things.

Sports Region, Round 1

Movie Region Results:

Now the shrapnel isstarting to fly... We love your comments guys, so feel free to keep em up. First of all, I'm sorry Anne Hathaway wasn't on the list. Jud disqualified her because he thinks she used to have a penis. Some people were angry that we put Mendes and Alba against each other in the first round, but I think it needed to be done... it was just way too much bootie for both to make the next round. And the write in votes continue with Cloris Leechman making a strong showing.

The results are as follows:

Megan Fox pitches a shutout against Weisner Fox by 28

Scarlett Jo's alabaster skin and DSL's were able to hold off Isabel Luca's soul piercing eyes. Scarlett by 4

Beckinsale slays Jordan Ladd Kate by 22

Biel takes down Lively. Jessica by 12

Showing her boobs in Road trip wasn't enough to save Smart. Brewster by 10

Bynes was able to out cute Blunt. amanda by 4

Bilson was too much for the newbie Rossum. Rachel by 12

Jessica proved that she was the most Asstastic. Alba by 9

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And now on to the nitty gritty.... The Sports region

Ah, Sports... the reason men live... Nothing better than watching football on Saturday AND Sunday. Yet, with the exception of the sideline reporter and cheerleaders, Football offers us very little in the way of hotness. Then there are the sports that men just don't watch... yet they are oozing with... "Talent". Chances are you haven't heard of many of these girls, and because of that we seeded them a little different... mostly based on matchups. But I hope you enjoy them none the less. Get your votes in by email to me by Friday lunchtime.

Now On with the show

Golf/Tennis - Anna²

1. Anna Kournikova vs 16. Anna Rawson

Can the best looking thing in golf take down Tennis' reigning hottie? Let’s be honest we could care less about their game. Anna Rawson is smoking hot and we all wish she was stroking something besides her putter. We all actually have something in common with Anna. She is a former USC Trojan and we use Trojans. Go figure. Anna Kournikova burst on to the tennis scene and the sport has never been the same. Actually, the tennis is still the same, since she wasn’t very good, but the ratings from males seemed to skyrocket when she was playing. Wonder why? Here is the thing about Anna. We forgive her for not winning a major. We forgive her for lying to us and saying that she was more interested in tennis than modeling. We forgive her for being born in Russia. However, we will not forgive her for dating the singer known as The Mole (Enrique Iglesias) That no talent ass clown has been annoying us with his music AND he gets one of the sexiest women in the world!? It’s just not fair. Anna do us a favor, get that Mole removed and start showing more skin. You’re blonde, beautiful and not so smart. You’re Perfect!!!!!!

Skating- Battle on Ice

2. Sasha Cohen vs 15. Anna Semenovich

One is considered America’s Ice Princess. The other, a Russian JUGGernaut. Time to break out the bomb shelters cause this one has Cold War written all over it. No one knows if Sasha will skate again and as far as Anna is concerned, well we’re all just waiting to see a little more of that Ruskie’s Bombs! You’ve got cute vs curves. Sweet vs Sweet Lord those are big boobs!!!!! Let’s face it, this is America vs the Commies!!! Normally we would say don’t let your patriotism cloud your judgment, but in this case we think you’re probably thinking with your dick instead of your heart anyway.

Volleyball - We wear short shorts!!!

3. Ana Paula Mancino vs 14. Francesca Piccinini

This almost sounds like two specials on the Taste of Italy menu at Olive Garden. Instead we have got two stunning volleyball players to ever wear the sexy, short shorts. You know the ones we’re talking about. The ones that usually keep you tuned into ESPN2’s volleyball coverage about 5 minutes longer than you should. Anyway, this matchup actually comes down to two countries, Italy and Brazil. Will the Italian Fascist’s pepperoni roll the Brazilians? Or will the Brazilians Wax the Wops? It’s up to you!

Reporters- Suck On This Microphone

4. Erin Andrews vs 13. Ines Sainz

You don’t always think of reporters when you think of hot sports babes. In this case, these women have got us playing with our microphones if you know what I’m saying. Erin Andrews has become more popular than the sports she’s covering, and recently has brought back that forgotten term “the peephole”. Guys are fascinated by two things: She knows her sports and she is damn good too look at. She may have a bit of a Heeb nose, but the bottom line is that this chick has most guys rubbing their pigskins. Ines Sainz looks as if she walked straight out of a whorehouse and started covering soccer. She was probably conceived at a soccer stadium. Anyway, this chick’s ass bends more than Beckhams shot on goal. She’s sexy, she’s Spanish and she mostly covers soccer. Well 2 out of 3 aint bad.

Track/ Biking - Sports No One Pays Attention Too

5. Allison Stokke vs 12. Niki Gudex

Does anyone really care about track and field or biking? Didn’t think so. But with these two women, we may just have to start tuning in more often. Allison Stokke created a web sensation when her pole vaulting pictures were posted on the net……while she was in High School. Maybe it was the way she glided over the bar. We’re convinced it was the way she handled her pole. This little vixen is now in college so it’s perfectly legal to think of all the nasty things you would do to her. We had never even heard of Niki Gudex until we started looking for the most beautiful women in sports. This chick is hot and sexy and she knows how to handle a bike. We’re not really sure if she’s won anything. Actually we don’t care. We’re just hoping someday we can get a pump from her.

Twins/ Model - Can twins take down a model?

6. Bia and Branca Fares vs 11. Jenn Sterger

Two is always better than one. That’s why we have two testicles. In case we go all Lance Armstrong, we got a spare. The Fares Twins are no exception. In case we lose one in some horrific, tragic synchronized swimming accident, we have been blessed with another. We all know that synchronized swimming totally blows, but if an event that calls itself a sport is going to suck, it might as well have TWINS!!!! How can someone possibly compete with hot Brazilian twins? By getting naked for Playboy, that’s how!! Jenn Sterger was created by our best friend, trusted informant and sometimes secret lover….television. During a Florida State game, Sterger was spotted wearing a cowboy hat and a very tight shirt showing off her assets that we are sure got her straight A’s in school. After viewing Sterger, Brent “I’m a Tool” Musburger commented, “1,500 red- blooded Americans just decided to apply to Florida State.” (Editor’s note: Our application was denied) Sterger has since turned that exposure into modeling, tv talk shows, movies and anything else she can get her little hands on (except our cock). Hopefully her career will need a boost and porn is only a spread of her legs away.

It's a Tennis 4-Way

Tennis hasn’t been this hot since Chris Evert charmed us with her All American looks and short tennis skirts. We are going to forget all about that dyke Martina Navratilova and the disturbing grunts of Monica Seles. Now the grunts are coming from some major hotties and tennis is actually watchable again. You will notice that we left Kournikova out of this 4-Way. We decided that it just wasn’t fair to the other ladies to go up against Queen Anna.

7. Maria Sharapova vs 10. Ana Ivanovic

Maria Sharapova is basically a poor man’s Anna Kournikova with an actual tennis game. She’s tall, beautiful and talented. She may not have the curves of Kournikova, but many times we’ve all imagined those long legs draped over our shoulders. And you have to know that she would probably enjoy playing with our fuzzy balls. Ana Ivanovic is another tennis hottie, that is starting to get more pub for her looks than her game. Straight out of that tropical paradise known as Yugoslavia, Ana has represented herself well on the HCTC (Hot Chick Tennis Circuit). She plays aggressive tennis which makes us think that she plays aggressive in the bedroom. Or at least we hope. She’s got a touch match against Maria, but in the world of the babe bracket…you never know.

8. Victoria Vanucci vs 9. Ashley Hackleroad

Who vs Who? Are we sure they play tennis? Do we care? Both ladies have had so-so tennis careers, but when it comes showing the goods, they are winners in our book. Victoria has given up the tennis world for a more lucrative modeling contract. She’s posed for Maxim and has been spotted letting the puppies out on the beautiful beaches of Brazil. Ashley has pretty much given up her tennis profession to make babies. However prior to repopulating the world, she decided to pose for Playboy after suffering a defeat in 2008. That’s worth of the Babe Bracket in our book. She was obviously depressed after losing and decided to pose nude. That’s just all kinds of sexy. We’re going to call this a toss-up, perhaps maybe you should do your research (meaning looking at their nudie pics) to make your decision.

Olivia Munn LOTD

This is the last day to vote for Round 1 of the Movie region fellas.

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Sure, she lost to to Sloan, but she's still in our hearts

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Movie Region, Round 1 and TV Round 1 Results

TV Results, First Round:

So the votes have been cast, and the TV Region results are in. There were some pretty tight races, and a write in vote for Rue McClanahan, who probably could have beaten out the rest of the Golden Girls if we ever had the over 60 tv region bracket.

Here we go. It's Thursday. Get your votes in by monday.



Palicki stood strong early, but Olivia licked her in the end. Olivia by 7
Julianna Hough got on top of Righetti early and never stopped... Julianna by 15
The Good girl beats the bad girl... with a whip. Maria by 3
Emmanuelle just plays with Munn. Emmanuelle by 10
The toughest battle of the day, the Monday night NBC girls, Hayden cannot be killed... Hayden by 1
The terminator found a way to shut up the gossip girl... Summer by 3
Minka battered the housewife January. Minka by 15
Jill almost pulled off the upset, but at the end got wipedout Sophia by 3

Round 2 of this region will be next week, with all new hotter pics.


and now that we have those, on to the next region...

1. Megan Fox vs 16. Jayne Weisner

The Angelina Jolie clone takes the #1 seed in the movie bracket because she actually makes some men sob by how extremely hot she is. Body(check), face (check), Blockbuster Action Movie (check), single(check). Lame ex-boyfriends aside, this babe has got the total package that actually transforms our package. Let’s just hope she doesn’t start adopting babies from Africa. Jayne Weisner, no idea who she is huh? Well, neither did we until we caught Sweeney Todd and she caught our sexual thoughts. This girl looks like a Barbie doll and we all know what we did with Barbie Dolls, am I right? Anyway she’s young, hot, and Irish. What more do you want?

2. Scarlett Johansson vs 15. Isabel Lucas

Miss Scarlett, Miss Scarlett. Or should I say Mrs. Reynolds. You got married recently, but we will forgive you because 1.) Ryan Reynolds is pretty cool and 2.) You’ve got a great rack. She’s probably the best actress out of the bunch so we have to give her points for that, but usually it’s that gorgeous face that we can’t stop staring at. Both of them! Here is our advice: Stay away from Woody, don’t get fat, and please, oh please give us a nude scene! Isabel Lucas is on here strictly because she was in a movie with our #1 seed that had talking robots and all most people could say was, “Who was that hot chick?” Well that hot chick that stole some of the attention from Fox, was Isabel Lucas. Keep your eye out for this one, because she more than meets it.

3. Kate Beckinsdale vs 14. Jordan Ladd

Kate Beckinsdale. If you don’t know who she is, please do not take part in this bracket. Kate is gorgeous and with that accent, makes me respect the Brits a bit more. Her skin tight performance in Underworld proved that this hottie is not only a good actress, but is super sexy as well. She also acted in a movie with Ben Affleck and still has a career. That has to count for something right? Jordan Ladd has got babe genes pulsating through her body. The hottie daughter of actress Cheryl Ladd, Jordan is drop dead gorgeous and has become somewhat of a scream queen, our generations Jamie Lee Curtis if you will, without the penis. She hasn’t quite broken through as a star just yet, but catch her performance in the god awful Club Dread for a nice topless scene that had us saying, “You’re a ymnyst”.

4. Jessica Biel vs 14. Blake Lively

Biel brought sexy back way before her metrosexual boyfriend J.T. did. She was in this really crappy movie called Summer Catch, didn’t think so, and sported a bra and panties scene that made us say, “Wow, the chick from 7^th Heaven has got some titties!” Biel’s body is tight and her acting is almost as tight. We’re upset she’s not in more movies, but we aren’t going to cry a river about it. Blake Lively, yeah we know, she should be in the tv category. Well, go F-yourself, she’s in the movies because she was the only thing that made the movie Accepted worth watching. Her jugs in that movie should have been nominated for Best Actress. Amazing. She was also in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. It didn’t have any nudity or sexual situations so we didn’t rent it. Anyway, she’s on a chick tv show now, but she got her break in movies and has many more on the shelf, so suck it.

5. Jordana Brewster vs12. Amy Smart

Jordana Brewster just doesn’t seem real. Her skin tone, gorgeous face and amazing body really isn't fair that one woman should be so perfect. Her acting may blow, but we don’t really give a crap since this is a babe bracket and not an acting bracket. Fast and Furious? Sort of sounds like what we do alone while we're watching her doesn't it? Amy Smart comes across as the little sister of your best friend that started getting really hot around junior high and you really wanted to bang her. But you're a schlub and didn't. She’s hot, has had some movie success and she went topless in Road Trip. Any questions?

6. Emily Blunt vs 11. Amanda Bynes

We didn’t catch The Devil Wears Prada in theatres, but we heard about the bitchy, hot chick that stole the show. Emily Blunt is so hot, she actually makes us want to buy the DVD just so we can just watch her. But we won’t. We’re straight. Check her out in Charlie Wilsons War, good movie and she is a sexpot. She’s also British and as you can probably tell, we are suckers for hot chicks with accents. Amanda Bynes might be considered our generations Lucille Ball. Except that she’s is way hot and Lucille Ball was scary. Really scary. Anyway, we have to admit we’ve watched her crappy movies because she is smoking, but we also discovered that she’s got some good comic timing which makes us think that she’s sort of funny also. Hot with a sense of humor. That’s got babe bracket written all over it.

7. Emmy Rossum vs 10. Rachel Bilson

Emmy Rossum is probably a surprise at the #7 seed. It was for us to since she’s not really that visible, but it’s impossible to deny that she is a total babe. I mean look at her. She sort of reminds you of that hot girl in church that won't return your glares. Bitch. Anyway, we really hope she gets more projects down the road or puts out a sex tape. We’re happy with either. Who are we joking, bring us the sex tape!!!!! Rachel Bilson in a movie bracket!? Yeah we know, she was on the O.C., but we thought that it wouldn’t be fair to the other girls in the tv bracket to put her there. So she got moved. She’s a total babe and took the movie Jumper to new “heights”! We know we would all like to “jump” in her pants! I would like to “Jump-Her”! All right, that’s enough. Anyway, this former FOXie hottie is sitting nice at #10 and should prove tough competition for Rossum.

8. Eva Mendes vs 9. Jessica Alba

The battle of the Mexicans!!!! Arriba! Arriba! Actually Mendes is Cuban, but really, what’s the difference? Anyway, we have a feeling this one is going to be really close. They are both very hot, very famous, so-so actresses and huge Barack Obama supporters. Mendes or Alba? Who’s it gonna be? Alba wore a bikini in Into The Blue and actually made Paul Walker seem like he could act. Mendes got naked (somewhat) in Training Day and made Matt Damon seem like he could act in Stuck on You. Oh well, chances are neither will make it to the finals, so who really cares?

TV Region., Round 1

doubt any of you want to be working right now.. So take the next few hours, and soak up a some pics of hotties. It's monday, and its time to vote. Be you a breast man or an ass man, we've attempted to give you guys enough angles to make an educated decision, no matter which head you think with. Get your votes in before midnight on Tuesday at midnight. Next round for this region starts Wed.

I hope Romo appreciates all the work we are doing choosing his next girlfriend.


3 pics of each girl, the higher seed pics are above the lower seeds.

Enjoy, and let the catfight begin.

1. Olivia Wilde vs 16. Adrienne Palicki

Olivia Wilde has really become the new "it" girl. She is recognized on tv as well as in the movies and is married to a prince. But it was tv and the OC where she really caught everyones eye and Mischa Barton’s tongue. She is a very natural beauty with very natural curves. She also has played a lesbian twice so that gets her our TV #1 seed. Adrienne Palicki is the blonde counterpart to Minka Kelly from Friday Night Lights. She has been in Smallville and is starting to get more famous with movie deals, like total guy movie Red Dawn (remake) As for now though, she is considered a tv hottie and we are happy to have her.

2. Julianne Hough vs 15. Amanda Rhigetti

Hough racks up a top bid because she broke out on DWTS, a show that men and women both watched, therefore making her quite famous since the show is on a major network. She also broke into country music and did the juicy fruit commercial. Ask any guy and they know her cause she's hot and blonde, ask any women and they know her cause she was on a dancing show. Her beauty, exposure, dual incomes (dancing and singing) and unisex appeal makes her a very solid #2 seed. Amanda has been in a few things, but wouldn't be considered mainstream. She is really pretty and has just broke back into the scene in The Mentalist. Until she carries something a little more on her own, she get's a low seed here.

3. Maria Menounos vs 14. Audrina Patridge

Maria has it all except for the leading lady feature. She has been on tv, movies, commercials. She seems really cool so her "it" girl rating is pretty high. She might be the hottest entertainment reporter today and I'm sure her bank account is looking almost as good as the cute little face she has. Audrina is good to look at (boobs), not very talented (boobs), but has a lot of exposure in magazines and on the internet (more boobs). Plus she posed nude when she was young, trusting and needed the money. That’s all kinds of bonus boobs right there.

4. Emmanuelle Chirqui vs 13. Olivia Munn

Emmanuelle has also been a dual threat on tv and in the movies. Her exotic look is pure hotness with the body, the skin tone and the face. She has dabbled in movies with more to come, but it was her turn as E’s “way too hot for a troll” girlfriend Sloan on Entourage, that put Emmanuelle on the map and a rise in most guys pants. Munn just doesn't have the real exposure, but she is smoking hot and does a lot of modeling. Unless you have G4, you may not even know who she is. Maybe someday she will break out of the low seeds and challenge for a higher seed.

5. Hayden Pantierre vs 12. Yvonne Strahovski

Hayden would probably be considered the "it" girl for 2006 or 2007 with the breakout of Heroes. With her commercial deals and the fame of Heroes, she has total exposure and a nice bank account. She still has some baby fat, so her hotness scale is down just a tad, but I'm sure soon she will by vying for a #1 seed very soon. Unless you've seen Chuck you probably have no idea who Yvonne is, but I think that will change in a very short time. She is hot and she's got a very sexy Australian accent. If she were more exposed with a bigger paycheck she would easily be in the Top 5 of our list. As for now, she’s a hot, Australian on an underrated show.

6. Leighton Meester vs 11. Summer Glau

Leighton is gorgeous and is on a top rated show….for chicks. Other than Blake Lively (see Movie Babes) she's the breakout star and is starting to get more press (possible sex tape) than most of her other costars that aren't dudes. Even if you've never watched Gossip Girl, you probably know who she is and that gives her a very high "it" factor in our book. Summer is here for the geeks out there. From Serenity to the Terminator tv show, Summer is definitely FOXy. She's got the looks, a nice bank account and a unique name that could be mistaken for douche. Even still, she might be a surprise at #11, but her acting chops elevate her above all other lower seeds.

7. Minka Kelly vs 10. January Jones

Minka, Minka. So hot. So soft. Want to touch.... Uh...anyway, if it weren't for Friday Night Lights, would you even be out there? Minka has the girl next door looks (big points) and caught our attention as a hot cheerleader on FNL (more points) The show is still going so her bank account should be strong, but she needs to do more to crack into a higher seed. Maybe a sex tape? January Jones had everyone wondering "who was that hot blonde" in the last, thankfully so, American Pie movie and had an awesome cameo in Love Actually. She is in award winning Mad Men, which gives her our tv consideration over movies. She's blonde, gorgeous, has money and is on a highly rated cable show. With a name like January Jones she should be in porn, but for our chaffing sake, we are okay with her being on cable.

8. Sophia Bush vs 9. Jill Wagner

Sophia is gorgeous with a sexy, sultry voice. She has flipped back and forth between movies and tv, but her role on One Tree Hill is really where she made her mark. Most guys won't admit watching it, but they might admit to flipping through the channels and checking her out for a few minutes. The show has been on for awhile and she's had some movie deals so I'm assuming her bank account is healthy. The 9 seeds are always tough on those 8 seeds and Jill Wagner is no exception. Drop dead gorgeous, “The Mercury Girl” is definitely one of the main reasons to tune into crappy shows like Wipeout. She had a brief stint as a character on Blade: The Series (can’t believe that didn’t work) but for now she’s pretty content with being beautiful and is ready to eat up some Bush.