Babe Bracket 09 Elite 8

Yeah, I know...we are slacking... it would really help if I didn't get thrown all over the world lately, but ohWell we are back and ready to move on to the Excellent Eight. The votes are in and some were close and some weren’t even close. One thing we figured out about you horn dogs is that you are committed, even though your wives or girlfriends may think otherwise. We’ve noticed some trends here. Some of you like blondes and some of you like brunettes. We may have to throw some read heads in the next years’ bracket to mix it up a bit. Well here are the results from the Oh Sweet Sixteen.

Emanuelle wins easily beating her bush by 10.

Hough sneaks out a win against summer by 1

STokke takes out Mighty Anna by 1

The Twins wriggle their way out of Maria's long legs. Bia and Branca by 4.

Becks shows scarlett blondes do not have more fun. Kate by 6

Miller time dominates Kerr by 10

Krupa edges out Petra by 2.

Put in your votes. I feel bad giving you all a deadline, but try and get them by next friday. I should be back in the right timezone after that.

1. Megan Fox vs 3. Kate Beckinsdale

Nothing like a little bit trashy versus a little bit classy in this matchup. Our Movie Mavens are now facing off to see who has the right to “movie” on to the Final Four. We aren’t exactly sure how this voting will go. Is it the girl you’d most rather bang? Is it the girl that is the most talented? It is both? All we can say is that whoever wins, the entire movie industry and the Babe Bracket is a guaranteed winner.

2. Jullianne Hough vs 3. Emmanuelle Chirqui

The Dancing starlet is taking on the best eye candy to ever hit HBO. Hough has got the stuff to move on, but Chirqui is planning on bringing her entourage of sexiness to see who represents TV Land. We are predicting that this one will be based on hair color. Why women think we’re shallow, we have no idea. So here is the question, do we have more blonde lovers out there or do our voters love the brunettes?

5. Allison Stokke vs 6. Fares Twins

Not since Liberace admitted to the world that he was gay has there been a more evident conclusion. Men are horny for twins. But not those abominations from Hell, Siamese twins. Those things are just disturbing. We’re talking smoking hot sisters here. The Fares sisters have moved on in the sports bracket (shocker) and now they face off against Track Girl. Oh, Track Girl. Why won’t you friend us on Facebook? We promise to stop the letters and picture taking. Track girl is ready to vault her competition into the Final Four, but the Fares Twins are planning on getting double the pleasure and double the votes.

1. Marissa Miller vs 7. Joanna Krupa

Seriously, can’t we just take the DNA of these two women and just create a Super Model. We’re talking wearing bras on our heads creation here. You’ve got the blonde hair, tanned skin of Miller and the curves and exotic looks of Krupa. Is Poland really exotic? Oh well, she’s looks sort of exotic. Why do we have to choose!? Why oh why must we pick just one!? Now our idea of combining their DNA doesn’t sound so silly, does it?