So the votes have been cast, and the TV Region results are in. There were some pretty tight races, and a write in vote for Rue McClanahan, who probably could have beaten out the rest of the Golden Girls if we ever had the over 60 tv region bracket.
Here we go. It's Thursday. Get your votes in by monday.
Palicki stood strong early, but Olivia licked her in the end. Olivia by 7
Julianna Hough got on top of Righetti early and never stopped... Julianna by 15
The Good girl beats the bad girl... with a whip. Maria by 3
Emmanuelle just plays with Munn. Emmanuelle by 10
The toughest battle of the day, the Monday night NBC girls, Hayden cannot be killed... Hayden by 1
The terminator found a way to shut up the gossip girl... Summer by 3
Minka battered the housewife January. Minka by 15
Jill almost pulled off the upset, but at the end got wipedout Sophia by 3
Round 2 of this region will be next week, with all new hotter pics.
and now that we have those, on to the next region...
1. Megan Fox vs 16. Jayne Weisner
The Angelina Jolie clone takes the #1 seed in the movie bracket because she actually makes some men sob by how extremely hot she is. Body(check), face (check), Blockbuster Action Movie (check), single(check). Lame ex-boyfriends aside, this babe has got the total package that actually transforms our package. Let’s just hope she doesn’t start adopting babies from Africa. Jayne Weisner, no idea who she is huh? Well, neither did we until we caught Sweeney Todd and she caught our sexual thoughts. This girl looks like a Barbie doll and we all know what we did with Barbie Dolls, am I right? Anyway she’s young, hot, and Irish. What more do you want?
2. Scarlett Johansson vs 15. Isabel Lucas
Miss Scarlett, Miss Scarlett. Or should I say Mrs. Reynolds. You got married recently, but we will forgive you because 1.) Ryan Reynolds is pretty cool and 2.) You’ve got a great rack. She’s probably the best actress out of the bunch so we have to give her points for that, but usually it’s that gorgeous face that we can’t stop staring at. Both of them! Here is our advice: Stay away from Woody, don’t get fat, and please, oh please give us a nude scene! Isabel Lucas is on here strictly because she was in a movie with our #1 seed that had talking robots and all most people could say was, “Who was that hot chick?” Well that hot chick that stole some of the attention from Fox, was Isabel Lucas. Keep your eye out for this one, because she more than meets it.
3. Kate Beckinsdale vs 14. Jordan Ladd
Kate Beckinsdale. If you don’t know who she is, please do not take part in this bracket. Kate is gorgeous and with that accent, makes me respect the Brits a bit more. Her skin tight performance in Underworld proved that this hottie is not only a good actress, but is super sexy as well. She also acted in a movie with Ben Affleck and still has a career. That has to count for something right? Jordan Ladd has got babe genes pulsating through her body. The hottie daughter of actress Cheryl Ladd, Jordan is drop dead gorgeous and has become somewhat of a scream queen, our generations Jamie Lee Curtis if you will, without the penis. She hasn’t quite broken through as a star just yet, but catch her performance in the god awful Club Dread for a nice topless scene that had us saying, “You’re a ymnyst”.
4. Jessica Biel vs 14. Blake Lively
Biel brought sexy back way before her metrosexual boyfriend J.T. did. She was in this really crappy movie called Summer Catch, didn’t think so, and sported a bra and panties scene that made us say, “Wow, the chick from 7th Heaven has got some titties!” Biel’s body is tight and her acting is almost as tight. We’re upset she’s not in more movies, but we aren’t going to cry a river about it. Blake Lively, yeah we know, she should be in the tv category. Well, go F-yourself, she’s in the movies because she was the only thing that made the movie Accepted worth watching. Her jugs in that movie should have been nominated for Best Actress. Amazing. She was also in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. It didn’t have any nudity or sexual situations so we didn’t rent it. Anyway, she’s on a chick tv show now, but she got her break in movies and has many more on the shelf, so suck it.
5. Jordana Brewster vs12. Amy Smart
Jordana Brewster just doesn’t seem real. Her skin tone, gorgeous face and amazing body really isn't fair that one woman should be so perfect. Her acting may blow, but we don’t really give a crap since this is a babe bracket and not an acting bracket. Fast and Furious? Sort of sounds like what we do alone while we're watching her doesn't it? Amy Smart comes across as the little sister of your best friend that started getting really hot around junior high and you really wanted to bang her. But you're a schlub and didn't. She’s hot, has had some movie success and she went topless in Road Trip. Any questions?
6. Emily Blunt vs 11. Amanda Bynes
We didn’t catch The Devil Wears Prada in theatres, but we heard about the bitchy, hot chick that stole the show. Emily Blunt is so hot, she actually makes us want to buy the DVD just so we can just watch her. But we won’t. We’re straight. Check her out in Charlie Wilsons War, good movie and she is a sexpot. She’s also British and as you can probably tell, we are suckers for hot chicks with accents. Amanda Bynes might be considered our generations Lucille Ball. Except that she’s is way hot and Lucille Ball was scary. Really scary. Anyway, we have to admit we’ve watched her crappy movies because she is smoking, but we also discovered that she’s got some good comic timing which makes us think that she’s sort of funny also. Hot with a sense of humor. That’s got babe bracket written all over it.
7. Emmy Rossum vs 10. Rachel Bilson
Emmy Rossum is probably a surprise at the #7 seed. It was for us to since she’s not really that visible, but it’s impossible to deny that she is a total babe. I mean look at her. She sort of reminds you of that hot girl in church that won't return your glares. Bitch. Anyway, we really hope she gets more projects down the road or puts out a sex tape. We’re happy with either. Who are we joking, bring us the sex tape!!!!! Rachel Bilson in a movie bracket!? Yeah we know, she was on the O.C., but we thought that it wouldn’t be fair to the other girls in the tv bracket to put her there. So she got moved. She’s a total babe and took the movie Jumper to new “heights”! We know we would all like to “jump” in her pants! I would like to “Jump-Her”! All right, that’s enough. Anyway, this former FOXie hottie is sitting nice at #10 and should prove tough competition for Rossum.
8. Eva Mendes vs 9. Jessica Alba
The battle of the Mexicans!!!! Arriba! Arriba! Actually Mendes is Cuban, but really, what’s the difference? Anyway, we have a feeling this one is going to be really close. They are both very hot, very famous, so-so actresses and huge Barack Obama supporters. Mendes or Alba? Who’s it gonna be? Alba wore a bikini in Into The Blue and actually made Paul Walker seem like he could act. Mendes got naked (somewhat) in Training Day and made Matt Damon seem like he could act in Stuck on You. Oh well, chances are neither will make it to the finals, so who really cares?
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