TV and Sports Region, Round 2

Hey there, remember us!? We apologize for the technical difficulties the past few weeks, but never fear, After our little Hiatus, the Babe Bracket Round 2 is here. This time around we are giving you double the pleasure and double the fun. Two categories, TV and Sports, to vote on. But before we do that...

Results from the Model Round:

Marissa Miller stomped the bloody hell out if little miss Abbey Clancy .. Miller by 12

Adriana showed newcome Doutzen that guys do like experience. Lima by 8

In the closest race of the round, and in spite of hatred for Leo, Bar takes down Misa. My penis got sad for a little bit. Rafaeli by 1

The Super Krupa troopas push Marta past Alessandra. Marta Krupa by 2

Kelly Brook was no match for the hotness of Miranda Kerr. Kerr by 14

In our second upset of this round, Petra takes down Karolina in the battle of the girls with russian sounding names. Nemcova by 8

Krupa power dominates again, Though Praver plays her tough. Joanna Krupa by 4

The mighty mammaries that are Keeley Hazell tear up Brooklyn. Keeley by 2.


And, now folks, we bring you not 1, but 2 regions of voting. Oh and if you are scoring at home, the bracket is attached.
As always, email me your votes, and get them to me by Tuesday. That's a full week... you guys can handle that.

First, the TV round.


1. Olivia Wilde vs 8. Sophia Bush



It’s a Wilde Bush matchup and we are a little scared. Guess it was reading (ogling) those 70’s and 80’s Playboys where the girls had something down low that resembled the gopher from Caddyshack. (insert favorite Caddyshack quote here) Olivia had a bit of scare in the first round only winning by 7 votes. Not too strong for a #1 seed. Let’s see what lovely Sophia can do to our #1 seed this week. She’s definitely got the looks, but will her lack of lesbian characters be enough to deny Olivia advancement to the Sweet 16? Only your votes will tell.



2. Julianne Hough vs 7. Minka Kelly



What better dirty old man fantasy than to have to choose between a dancer and a cheerleader? ... Well besides having them both of course... Julianne danced all over her competition in winning by 15 votes!! However her competition, Minka Kelly, also dispatched of her matchup by 15 votes as well!! So let it be written, so let it be told. The matchup of the biggest victory margins shall face off in Round 2. Julianne is still our young, hot blonde that seems to perspire with virgin sweat. (not really sure what that means, but it sounds naughty) Minka on the other hand is dating Derek Jeter and since he’s gay, she’s probably a virgin as well. So let’s just say this is the matchup of The Virgins. Which one will have her cherry popped and move on to the next round?


3. Maria Menounous vs 11. Summer Glau



Maria has moved on and we couldn’t be more pleased. She’s still our #1 entertainment correspondent and is way sexier than that chick Ryan Seacrest. She will have her hands full with our lovely Terminator cyborg from the future, Summer Glau. Summer had one of the biggest upsets of the bracket by dispatching the Gossip Girl Meister by 3 votes. Of course she did tell us that she’d be back and we probably should have believed her... She's young, smoking hot and is very flexible. We’re going to call this matchup the Sissies (Entertainment News Junkies) vs the Fanboys(Guys that know when Comic-Con is).



4. Emmanuelle Chirqui vs 5 Hayden Pantierre




We have to be honest. This matchup makes our pubes stand straight up. In one corner you’ve got the sultry, exotic looking Emmanuelle that demolished her competition by 10 votes. In the other corner is Hayden, so popular now that all you have to do is say her first name and everyone knows exactly who you are talking about. Even though Hayden had a tough time dispatching her 1^st round opponent (she won by 1 vote) we are certain that this matchup will be close. It’s a classic 4 vs 5 matchup. The hot girl from Entourage vs the hot cheerleader from Heroes. Let the votes begin!!!!


Next the Sports Round

1. Anna Kournikova vs 8. Victoria Vanucci



Our Sports #1 seed reigns supreme and goes game, set, match against the golfer Rawson winning by 12 votes. Her next match may be a bit tougher with Vanucci’s Vavooms strutting their way to Centre Court. We think this one would be better fought in the showers with cameras a rolling. Sigh. But for now it’s being fought out in Round 2 of the Babe Bracket.


3. Ana Paula Mancino vs 6. Bia and Branca Feres



Poor Mancino. She’s so sexy, but unfortunately she draws the twins in the second round. Is this one even going to be close? Don’t get us wrong, Mancino can volley our balls anytime she pleases, but going up against the twins may be too much for the blonde bombshell to handle. Much like our balls. And the twins….well they are hot twins. On to the next matchup!


4. Erin Andrews vs 5. Allison Stokke



Erin Andrews is old enough to be Allison’s Stokke’s very hot older sister. What does that mean? Nothing. Anyway, both ladies slayed their way to Round #2 by demolishing their competition and are now matched up in a very intriguing battle for the Sweet 16. This will probably have many of our voters scratching their receding hairlines trying to decide who to cast their vote for. Sexy sideline reporter who is naked on the net? Or sexy track girl that really knows how to grip a pole? Decisions, decisions.


7. Maria Sharapova vs 15. Anna Semenovich



This matchup comes straight From Russia with love, so break out the vodka. Our favorite Maria wins her 1^st match by 12, but now faces the deadly big busted figure skater Semenovich. Semenovich’s victory proved one thing. Guys would rather have a girl with big hooters than one that looks like a 14 year old girl. Now that the FBI is no longer watching this list, let’s get back to those sexy Commies. Maria will have her hands full with Semen-ovich (tee-hee), but we’re thinking the leggy blonde is ready for the challenge. Let the votes determine which Ruskie moves on and which one goes and stands in the bread line.