Babe Bracket 09 Final 4

Don’t fret lads, we didn’t forget about the Babe Bracket even though some of you might have. The bracket is back and we are bringing you the Final Four matchups. Only two of these lucky ladies will advance to the championship and therefore be considered Supreme Hottie.

You got a week for voting. we will tally next wed. No stragglers this time. Now lets talk some chicks...

Our first matchup

2. Julianne Hough vs 5. Allison Stokke

The dancing queen did the Macarena all over her competition blowing out the hot chick from Entourage by more votes that we didn’t waste time to count. It wasn’t even close which was somewhat surprising considering how much love Emmanuelle Chirqui was getting from you guys. Of course most of you guys probably heard that Julianne dumped her douche bag boyfriend Chuck Wicks, so maybe that played into your voting that you thought you might have a chance with her. We think you do, so why don’t you sneak into her house and take some naked pictures of her. That will show her how much you love her. Forward us the pics right away before you get arrested and ass raped by someone in the clink.

As hot as Julianne is, she may not be as hot as Track Girl, Allison Stokke. We didn’t think that Track Girl had what it took to make it all the way to the Final Four, but like our football picks this year, we were dead wrong. Stokke barely got by the twins and that should have the Hough-meister shaking in her tap shoes. It isn’t very often that twins get beat……unless they BOTH screw up dinner!! Am I right!? Am I right!? Ahhhh nothing like a little female abuse humor to lighten up the bracket. Anyway, Hough vs Stokke should make for a nice matchup. They are both young, very hot and have more skills than all the babe bracket voters combined.

Our second matchup

1. Marisa Miller vs 3. Kate Beckinsdale

Marisa Miller out cat-walked over the lovely Joanna Krupa by 6 votes. That’s a wider margin than we had anticipated, but after googling more pics of Marisa we can’t really argue with the results. When you look at Marisa you just wonder why she’s not tied up in your basement. It probably wouldn’t be too hard. Just knock her out with some chloroform and then make a fake phone call to her agent that she’s decided to skip town to do some humanitarian work in Zimbabwe and doesn’t want to be bothered. Tell them you are a part of Obama’s staff. Apparently you don’t get questioned by anyone if you work for Obama. So where were we, oh yeah, Marisa has held on to her #1 seed and looks like her biggest challenge may come from the sexy Brit that gets our knickers in a bunch, Kate Beckinsdale.

The lovely Kate Beckinsdale proved that you don’t have to be some whore in order to move on in our bracket. Sorry Megan Fox, but you do look and act like a whore. Kate has got the class to go along with that fine ass and is ready for a battle that’s got more at stake than the American Revolution. This one decides who moves on in our babe bracket. We can’t think of anything more important. So lay down your votes and let us know who you want to move on.

Babe Bracket 09 Elite 8

Yeah, I know...we are slacking... it would really help if I didn't get thrown all over the world lately, but ohWell we are back and ready to move on to the Excellent Eight. The votes are in and some were close and some weren’t even close. One thing we figured out about you horn dogs is that you are committed, even though your wives or girlfriends may think otherwise. We’ve noticed some trends here. Some of you like blondes and some of you like brunettes. We may have to throw some read heads in the next years’ bracket to mix it up a bit. Well here are the results from the Oh Sweet Sixteen.

Emanuelle wins easily beating her bush by 10.

Hough sneaks out a win against summer by 1

STokke takes out Mighty Anna by 1

The Twins wriggle their way out of Maria's long legs. Bia and Branca by 4.

Becks shows scarlett blondes do not have more fun. Kate by 6

Miller time dominates Kerr by 10

Krupa edges out Petra by 2.

Put in your votes. I feel bad giving you all a deadline, but try and get them by next friday. I should be back in the right timezone after that.

1. Megan Fox vs 3. Kate Beckinsdale

Nothing like a little bit trashy versus a little bit classy in this matchup. Our Movie Mavens are now facing off to see who has the right to “movie” on to the Final Four. We aren’t exactly sure how this voting will go. Is it the girl you’d most rather bang? Is it the girl that is the most talented? It is both? All we can say is that whoever wins, the entire movie industry and the Babe Bracket is a guaranteed winner.

2. Jullianne Hough vs 3. Emmanuelle Chirqui

The Dancing starlet is taking on the best eye candy to ever hit HBO. Hough has got the stuff to move on, but Chirqui is planning on bringing her entourage of sexiness to see who represents TV Land. We are predicting that this one will be based on hair color. Why women think we’re shallow, we have no idea. So here is the question, do we have more blonde lovers out there or do our voters love the brunettes?

5. Allison Stokke vs 6. Fares Twins

Not since Liberace admitted to the world that he was gay has there been a more evident conclusion. Men are horny for twins. But not those abominations from Hell, Siamese twins. Those things are just disturbing. We’re talking smoking hot sisters here. The Fares sisters have moved on in the sports bracket (shocker) and now they face off against Track Girl. Oh, Track Girl. Why won’t you friend us on Facebook? We promise to stop the letters and picture taking. Track girl is ready to vault her competition into the Final Four, but the Fares Twins are planning on getting double the pleasure and double the votes.

1. Marissa Miller vs 7. Joanna Krupa

Seriously, can’t we just take the DNA of these two women and just create a Super Model. We’re talking wearing bras on our heads creation here. You’ve got the blonde hair, tanned skin of Miller and the curves and exotic looks of Krupa. Is Poland really exotic? Oh well, she’s looks sort of exotic. Why do we have to choose!? Why oh why must we pick just one!? Now our idea of combining their DNA doesn’t sound so silly, does it?